The Nutmeg Lawyer
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Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Oops!
I would like to apologize to the readers of the Nutmeg Lawyer for my miscalculation regarding the rapture. Apparently I forgot to carry the one. Today is the last Oprah Winfrey Show. If the rapture doesn't happen today, I will go back to the drawing table. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the hardworking judges and prosecutors of the fine Connecticut judicial system. I was given some misinformation about the world ending and I may have said some things that I didn't really mean. Also, please accept our heartfelt apologies for no new posts this hectic week as I have been dealing with a myriad of broken hearts in divorce court and sticky fingers in criminal court.
A man is judged by the company he keeps.
ReplyDeleteMath is hard. (c)Barbie/Harold Camping
ReplyDeleteWhere did you get that pic of Oprah? She looks like a zombie.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it DIDN'T happen and you got left behind??
ReplyDeleteUntil I hear otherwise, I'm going with the assumption the Rapture happened, and no one qualified.
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