Friday, December 28, 2012

Top 10 Signs Your Law Firm is Planning to Fire You in 2013

Friday Funnies
  1. Everyone keeps asking you if you need more cardboard boxes
  2. Your desk has been replaced with a foosball table
  3. Your jersey number for the firm's softball team has been reassigned to Delores the office secretary.
  4. Donald Trump has been seen in your building.
  5. You are not married to your boss’s daughter
  6. The Senior Partner finally knows your actual name and no longer calls you “Jim” or “Chief”
  7. Co-workers now make you pay in advance before you go to lunch.
  8. You moved from complex trial work to “special” projects like feeding the 90 year old name partner soup and making sure everyone has enough paperclips.
  9. Your nameplate has been removed from your door and replaced with one that says"Storage Room"
  10. Your parking space is now being used for the senior partner’s boat.

8 comments:

Cliff Tuttle said...

Adrian:

When you are an employee, security is an illusion. Lawyers who do not have a reasonable prospect of becoming partners should begin planning for the day they can go to work for somebody who will never fire them. Yes, it is necessary to learn the craft by working for another lawyer, but the time will come when you should leave voluntarily.

Incidentally, I learned I needed new glasses when I couldn't type the captcha words below to prove I wasn't a robot. Robots apprently have better eyesight than I do.


CLT

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