The Magic Eight Ball was invented in 1946 and produced by Mattel. It is a small investment with a large return. You can question it on virtually every topic including "Is my client lying?", "What is the lowest amount opposing counsel will settle this case for?' and "Does Becky like me?" . An alternative method requires a folded up piece of notebook paper. This method will also tell you who you will marry and whether you will be rich. I do not recommend this method because it requires a complicated process where you need to pick your favorite color and number. You may need to outsource use of the device to a 12 year old girl.
Miss Cleo: This is the most expensive of our options as it requires paying by the minute for each call. You may subsitute Miss Cleo for Diane Warwick or anyone from the Psychic Readers Network. Before calling, make sure you have a valid credit card and first get permission from your parents.
We are currently exploring other methods including truth serum, Wonder Woman's Truth Lasso, Jedi mind tricks, lie detectors, and hiring my mother or wife. They always get the truth out of me.
Until then, make an effort to get the whole story out of your client.