|Photo Courtesy of Top Stone Golf and Sand Strap at 8th Hole|
It's like pulling teeth. Your client emphatically tells you they didn't do it. You tell them that the evidence includes videotape and witnesses. The client suddenly regains his memory. Police officers must hear these stories all the time from panicked pseudo criminals. I only had two beers, I accidently placed the watch in my purse, I did not have sex with that woman, but I digress....... Here in the Nutmeg state we had a doozie yesterday. (Yes, I said doozie. Sometimes I enjoy speaking like your great grandmother.)
|Artist Rendering of Mr. Diulio|
According to the Courant, Matthew's shenanigans occurred on the golf course at about 2 AM in the morning. The daredevil and a friend apparently drove his SAAB onto the golf course up a steep hill, then behind the first green and onto the eighth green. He then decided to spin out several times causing a reported $10,000 in damage. Not surprisingly, the police arrested him for making a false report. I am sure more charges will follow including a two stroke penalty for illegal use of a Swedish automobile. I can only wonder what was Diulo thinking. You don't use a SAAB to hit out of a sand trap. Next time use a Buick. Diulio was released without having to post bail and is due in court Aug. 26.