|Please Sir, May I Have Some More?|
OK, so maybe the kids didn't really win anything. These amenities go to the judges. The waterfall is on the second floor. The first floor is the detention center which can house up to 210 scamps. Most of them stay no longer than two weeks. Apparently they ran out of marble for the kids. A cinderblock hallway leads to a life skills kitchen, two gyms, and a baby changing station.
If movies have taught me anything, juvenile detention centers are supposed to be dark, dank and dingy. They should be places that have bars on the windows and serve gruel for dinner. I seem to remember seeing a nice one right outside the old Yankee Stadium. The kids inside could leer out between the bars as other kids walked past to catch a baseball game. In my opinion, taxpayers money could have been better spent. The Cleveland Indians could use some better pitching. Bring back Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn. I hear he is available. Don't worry about his age. He has tiger blood.