A Disturbance in the Force

If you happened to be visiting the Toys R Us in Portland Oregon last night, you may have run into a 33 year old man who was attacking customers with a plastic light saber.  When police arrived on the scene, the suspect started waving the light saber at them while shouting incoherently.  Apparently, one officer attempted to use his taser on the suspect which was ineffective.  A second officer's taser was thwarted when the suspect broke the wires with his light saber.  Frankly, I don't know what the officers were thinking.  Tasers are clearly reserved for Star Trek nutjobs.  The suspect was finally subdued by police.  Reports indicate that no customers or Wookies were harmed.