Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Oops!

I would like to apologize to the readers of the Nutmeg Lawyer for my miscalculation regarding the rapture.  Apparently I forgot to carry the one.  Today is the last Oprah Winfrey Show.  If the rapture doesn't happen today, I will go back to the drawing table.  I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the hardworking judges and prosecutors of the fine Connecticut judicial system.  I was given some misinformation about the world ending and I may have said some things that I didn't really mean.  Also, please accept our heartfelt apologies for no new posts this hectic week as I have been dealing with a myriad of broken hearts in divorce court and sticky fingers in criminal court.  

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

A man is judged by the company he keeps.

Anonymous said...

Math is hard. (c)Barbie/Harold Camping

Anonymous said...

Where did you get that pic of Oprah? She looks like a zombie.

Equus Spirit said...

Are you sure it DIDN'T happen and you got left behind??

Anonymous said...

Until I hear otherwise, I'm going with the assumption the Rapture happened, and no one qualified.